I miss you ST

"scotchquach" (kquach6) 04/13/2015 at 20:38 • Filed to: focus, st, rental

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Whenever I rent a car nowadays, I feel like I'm being forced to cheat on my ST. But it's not like I'm cheating with an outrageous supermodel. I'm cheating with some totally sub par, underwhelming, uninteresting, drunk girl at the bar.

This is my experience now driving this worthless 2 wheel drive, automatic, rental Jeep Patriot.

Nothing will ever live up to my Focus ST...

Except maybe an RS.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > scotchquach 04/13/2015 at 20:41

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"But it's not like I'm cheating with an outrageous supermodel. I'm cheating with some totally sub par, underwhelming, uninteresting, drunk girl at the bar."-

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Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > scotchquach 04/13/2015 at 20:48

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Renting a ride? Oldest profession in the..... wooorld

briannutter1 > scotchquach 04/13/2015 at 21:47

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Another quandry. Is the likelihood that a bar girl likes it in the butt (compared to said girlfriend) somehow in-itself an attraction to treatment of a rental?

Moves-Like-Senna > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/13/2015 at 21:58

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COTD